Friday, September 9, 2011

Meningitis Sound Symphony

I sat in a doctors office and took note of the symphony of sounds around me:


  • A low gravel filled voice issuing from the television set and the solemn newscaster on it. 
  • An elegant female voice answers with authority 
  • A mid-range buzzing cuts through their voices
  • On my right, glossy newspaper pages rustle and rub against each other
  • A stuffy sniff comes from the blond next to me
  • A clunk from the front desk startles me through the mixture of buzzing around me as a drawer is rapidly shut
  •  "Meningitis"
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  • A lilting television jungle sets the new tone of the room
  • Thump, a hand falls on the desk, providing the base
  • The soprano joins in with a light yet gravel filled melody of speech
  • "Video game"
  • A crumbly pencil comes in as the snare
  • Syncopated sniffs join the percussion
  • "Ha-Humph", the vocalist clears his throat
  • A drum solo interrupts in a moment of clear, dry coughs
  • The chorus enters the symphony with their voices blending in a rapid fire 2nd soprano melody line 
  • A xylophone of papers rubbing against each other before a careful thumb and finger pry them apart
  • "Meningitis"

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  • A shuffling metronome of relaxed shoes scuffing across the floor
  • A silvery flute of high pitched sniffling combines with the deeper, wet sniffs of the clarinet
  • The tap and click of a cellphone interrupts the live performance, a premature drum
  • The female vocalist trills a soft and gentle glissando 
  • Keys hidden in a pocket clang in a cloistered run of symbols
  • Thump! A chair leg falls loudly
  • Thunk! A stapler joins in 
  • Pitter-Patter; pens rain down on a wooden table with the gentle tapping of a magnified rain stick
  • Heee-Huuuuuummmm; a syncopated and rich strings section joins in at the height of this composition as    an unseen copy machine spits out sheets of paper
  • The cellos dominate for a moment as the copy machine rollers enter the swell of sounds
  • Squeak, squeak, slacks trill at the crest of sound
  • "Meningitis"
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  • Pop!  A bottle hits wood 
  • Click! A distant door lock closes
  • "Injection"
  • A swift intake of air preparing for percussive coughs
  • "Alright Darling"
  • "Stock Market Update"
  • The metallic clink of a file cabinet cuts the vocal soloists
  • Slip-Slap, flip-flops tap as the beat takes over the melody
  • Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap the buttons on a silenced phone provide the faintest drum line
  • The percussion swells with the crackle of a plastic bag and the crumple of packaging material
  • "Cash you can use to pay off your credit card bills"
  • An audience member clears her throat 
  • A bell-like zipper emerges in a descant
  • Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha; a punctuated and articulate laugh with the dissonance of a forced sound
  • Twiz-Twit: whispers undercut the swell of sound
  • Hu, hu, hu, hu, hu, hu; a suppressed laugh trills
  • A laminating machine hums in an even haromy line
  • Click! A pen taps mimics the conductors baton
  • Crush! A punctuation of thin plastic rips through the other sounds
  • "Appeals Court"
  • "Girl, we are open 8-5 in the daytime"
  • "Meningitis"
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  • Snap! A binder shuts
  • The faint trilling of a telephone begins
  • Tap, tap, tap, tap; high-heels enter as the drums presence
  • Squeaking flip-flops like a hesitant violin begins
  • The vocal 3 part harmony: 
    • A harsh female voice carries the melody
    • The alto has a chocolate, smooth voice
    • The third voice in the trio murmurs a barely audible descant
  •  Two voices join the females:
    • A hesitant soprano line is added by a soft-spoken juvenile male
    • The melody is strengthened by a stereotypical television salesman
    • Choot, choot, choot, choot; a low chant of boredom issues from the receptionist
  •  "Kelly Thomas... brutal details.... graphic"
  • The baritone groan of leather as it peals away from bare skin
  • "Don't tell my boss"
  • Blunt trauma to his head"
  • "Meningitis"
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  • The tapping of a keyboard sets the beat
  • Swish! The conductors baton slices the air in the form of a backpack being repacked
  • A zipper trills across the simple beat
  • "Assault"
  • A hard-backed chair creeks like a protesting viola 
  • A door taps closed in the distance
  • Ka-Plunk! An item drops onto a desk
  • Echoing squeaks from a distant hall give the melody a haunting quality
  • A whoosh of air escapes a chair cushion like the sigh of an impatient audience member
  • Ritt-Da-Dum, a cabinet rattles closed 
  • Tap, tip, tap, tip, a woman taps on the window
  • "Brutally Murdering"
  • The curtain comes down on this symphony with a scratch of a snack bag against rough fabric
  • "Meningitis"

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